Ganasnya Muka Abang Tapi..

Assalamualaikum abang,
Ramai2 kat situ, abang buat apa ye?
Nak bergocoh ke? Ganasnya muka abang2 semua..
Terkemut isi perut aku bila perhati sekor2
Ni kalau aku tengok lama2 kan bang..
Boleh kencing sirap aku macamni!


Besar rantai abang tu? Bukan rantai basikal kan?
Pun bukan pembuka tin coke yang dikumpul kan?
Eh mata abang tu mana dapat? Lukis sendiri ke?
Mata hitam abang tu kecik.. boleh nampak saya tak agak2
Rasa nak demam saya tengok abang.. takut punya pasal


Abang pun sama siap bawak senjata lagi!
Nampak benor ganas abang ni kan? Lepas ke abang bawak masuk?
Maaf bang memula tadi saya ingat abang hantu gigi
Mesti dah ramai yang kena pakuk ngan abang kan?
Perghh dah berpeluh cuak saya ni!
Jangan gigit saya ye bang!


Uish dalam banyak2 muka.. muka abang la paling ganas!
Berani letak tatu askim calong kat muka
Tu kalau tak silap askim 3 scoop macamtu harga singgit kan?
Dalam tatu askim tu, tetap ada tatu petir..
Abang cuba nak bagitau sape makan askim.. nanti sakit gigi
Pergh memang horror la muka abang yang berunsur nasihat tu!

Memang ganas la muka abang2 semua..
Tapi kan.. abang ramai2 ni nak pegi mana ea?
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La layan Ombak Rindu ke bang?
Saya ingat abang nak pegi bergaduh tadi?
Alasan abang mesti awek paksa tengok sekali kan?
Takpun orang belanja abang tengok wayang..
Ke abang terbeli tiket tu? Huhu
Amacam ceritanya tadi abang? Best tak?


Masuk wayang tadi muka punyalah ketat macam pakai spender saiz ss
Keluar je panggung.. ai dah macam lopak air pulak?
Sabar ye bang.. jangan nangis2. Hilang tatu muka abang tu nanti
Kontrol macho bang. Kekalkan ke'horror'an muka abang tu!
Orang pun ada kata cerita tu sedih. Nah tisu lap muka.
Tu la sape suruh pegi tengok!


Betul la kata orang kan? Don't judge a book by it's cover
Muka luar je ganas.. tapi hati di dalam serupa playground
Alololo jangan shedey2 ye mucuk2 kuci2. Kahkahkah :D

(Ni la yang aku nampak 1st day tayangan Ombak Rindu di Kuantan. Huhu)




P/s : Jangan sangka muka ganas, perwatakan keras tak layan Barney & Friends okey! :P




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Posted by afzalsukasuki

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49 Comments

  1. AADecember 3, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    keh2, muka ganas . tengok ombak rindu terus nanges. HAHA

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  2. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    bini aku dok gadoh nk tgk cerita nih

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  3. Niza RomliDecember 3, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    keh3....best la entry ko.
    Geramnya...blm ada masa nak pi tgk ombak rindu.

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  4. SaddilaDecember 3, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    hakhakhak . eskem 3 scoop singgit kat muka . jadah la ae .

    muka ganas , dlm hati ada taman munge-munge gittew . haha

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  5. Cikgu MaDecember 3, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    ala, ganaz tapi hati still pondan...hehehe...akak tak tengok lagi citer ni..tapi kalo novel dia 2x khatam dah..

    jom baca (",)
    erti qada yang sebenar

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  6. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    mukaddimah dulu yerk..bagus ! ~~ hahaha..ombak rindu, yeah today ! ~~ =D

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  7. rafina mimi abdullahDecember 3, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    rupa macam mana sekalipun semuanya datang dariNya yg Maha Esa.. :)

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  8. LaLa mhdnorDecember 3, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    muka ganah kemain...
    hahaha
    sedih sgt ke ombak rindu tu?

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  9. AnonymousDecember 3, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    haha , comeynye mke dy nangis , touching sgt laa tu . huhu .

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  10. tirahzairiDecember 3, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    scary tgk muka abg2 tue, ble nanges lagi lah scary,,,

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  11. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    hahaa...kelaka la entri ni...

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  12. Aien Not AlienDecember 3, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    luaran keras berbatu bata tapi dalam hati ada taman....hehehe...



    awak mesti nangis lagi terukkan afzal... ^_^"

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  13. PolskahackrewDecember 3, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    ganaih bro...paling ganaih yang ada tatu eskrem tu...huhu

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  14. Jo QusaryDecember 3, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Ganasnya aku sampai Ombak Rindu tu pun aku tak tau amenda... filem rupanya.

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  15. fαrιѕyα ♥December 3, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    burukny muke dy nanges .. hihii

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  16. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    perghh...
    masing2 mcm awwwwiee..
    sembilu siot:p

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  17. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    hahahaha..ganas la sangat..

    Ni mesti awak dah layan ombak rindu kan..saya baru nak g tengok arini..

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  18. TiNurSyaDecember 3, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    HAHA :D feeling sangat tu!
    hmm, nak tengok ombak rindu!

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  19. anamizuDecember 3, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    tu dia abeh x ganas dah! hahaha
    xde rase nk p tgk plak cite2 gitu =P






    luv,
    cik ana

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  20. aphizhaDecember 3, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    mesti kene paksa tengok ni takpun memang die berjiwa dalam hati ade taman..alah bukan dorang ni muke je ganas tapi dalam hati lembut macam softlan kot.kakakaka

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  21. mohdhazlan DreadlockDecember 3, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    muka legend ...hati cute ...:)

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  22. tunzDecember 3, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    ramai yg mngatakan ombak rindu best..mmg rsa mcm x nak lepaskan peluang..tpi ada terbaca kenyataan maya karin ttng adegan ranjang yg dilakonkannye....(cuba u all baca sndiri n ambil ikhtibar)terus batal niat..sia2 je mama turut bersubahat w/pun tanpa disedari...nauzubillah...ada byk perkara lain yg kita boleh lakukan selain menontonombak rindu...fiki2kanlah.....

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  23. puteri kasihDecember 3, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    luaran adakalanya tak mencerminkan dalaman

    muka ganas pun dah nangis tengok ombak rindu..kalau pk yang tengok? tisu satu kotak pun tak cukup..hahaha

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  24. kizDecember 3, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    saya tak ganas tapi saya cool..

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  25. IkamDecember 3, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    bhahaha..sape sangke muka yang memang takdek nur cahaya boleh bertukar jadi teddybear tak cukup kabus...bhahaha

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  26. EyqaLuvenderDecember 3, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    pergh...meleleh air mata penangan ombak rindu???
    errr,encik afzal pon t'msk dlm golongan ini ke?hik3

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  27. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    wahaha...muka ganas tapi dalam hati ada taman bunga...

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  28. AdminDecember 3, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    aku nak p tgk xde kapel la..ko jadi kapel aku bleh hahahaha

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  29. The day we meetDecember 3, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    hahaaha..ganas tp lyn cite jiwang..pe dehal??haha

    x tgk lg cerita ni..best sgt ke??hua2..

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  30. KodingDecember 3, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Rimau pun lari kalo muka ganaz macam ni..

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  31. ch000tzDecember 3, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    errkkk dah makan apa ajer ni weyh...! takut aku tgk mata dia

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  32. Karya HatiDecember 3, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    sekeras mn seganas mn..klo dh taman mmg taman..hehehe

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  33. Miss Purple UnguDecember 3, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    spesies dlm hati ada taman la tu hehehe ;)

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  34. zareliqa afiqaDecember 3, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    tehehe...awwww! ada taman munga lar.kikiki

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  35. ♥ aiNa yaZiD ♥December 3, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    muka rock tapi dalam hati ada taman bro~! huhuhhuu

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  36. AmirahDecember 3, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    hahahahaha. terbaek ahh! tggu turn den pulak pi tengok haaa. jage ah panggung wayang ecm! koh3

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  37. NorFarahin@aienDecember 3, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    alololo..suwwet ny...dlm at ad tmn upe ny ...^^

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  38. UnknownDecember 3, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    makanya best la ye? ciss jeles!

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  39. SeseDaP RaSaDecember 3, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    hak3..ganaih2 pun dlm atie da tmn gak..

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  40. Uji HusseinDecember 3, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Hodohnya lelaki menangis!

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  41. m!3yr4h_LolLyDecember 3, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    mesti afzal macam nie gak kan ?
    elelele, malu la to nak ngaku.
    jujur la. keh keh

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  42. FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATIONDecember 3, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    takut ahh muka dia-,-

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  43. cik panadolDecember 3, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    aloh, terasa pulak diri ini....mcm tau2 je abg long ni...cmne nk p tgk ni...kne kasi muka suci2, perangai kasi sopan santun dl baru leh p tgk ye....

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  44. Ungu VioletDecember 3, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    kehkehkeh..

    eh mamat2 tuh sume tengok ombak windu gak ehh..

    tak jumpa pong..:P

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  45. SarahDecember 3, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    ishh , mana lha dia ciplak gambar2 tuh . kelakar ~

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  46. AnonymousDecember 3, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    konpem afzal teriak gitu..mmg betoi ah kt entry man tadi...kahhh3 !! :D

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  47. Azizah green lineDecember 4, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    eeeee malu jer..mamat bunga..wakaka :P

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  48. ::ini belog saya . cinta hati saya::December 6, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    muka ganas benau . hehe :)

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  49. ctkDecember 8, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    kawan ct pon mcm ni..hihihi...sweet lah :D

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